What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 09:59

Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service